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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Americans Are Growing Less Interested in Buying Electric Vehicles, Study Says - Road & Track

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Princess Peach's Voice Actor Has Been Replaced After 18 Years - Nintendo Life

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Bitcoin in ‘make or break’ zone – Trump Media hints at what’s next - AMBCrypto

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Still no good.

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

share office space ...

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your secret to glowing skin?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to